Cringe dating disasters
Come to think of it, there are quite a few people who are worse off than you in the dating game right now... At least you didn’t get set up on a blind date with THIS guy. You say chronic sweat problem we say slippery cuddles!At least you're not 90s Jon Hamm, who was unfathomably turned down on a cringe-worthy dating show despite sporting an impressive set of curtains and a penchant for 'fabulosity'. At least you're not a blushing blonde girl who fancies a cross between ‘Crocodile Dundee and Denzel Washington’. At least when you branched out into the world of online dating you didn’t get these messages from a guy.We met for drinks, and things were really going well.Handsome, charming, seemingly normal, so I agreed to go on another date with him.Less than a minute after I get in the dude's car, he's like, "I forgot that you lived so far out.Do you mind if we don't go to the place I suggested? Then he says, "Good, 'cause I don't really feel like driving way out there and then bringing your ass all the way back home. Then once I pay for my half and leave my tip, he puts down and asks me if i have any more small bills because he doesn't want to break his other .
He looked normal enough, and I agreed to go on a date with him.I mean this is just a first date." I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt, and we went to one of my favorite restaurants. I told him to ask the waitress to change his damn .We leave the restaurant, and he says, "This always happens to me when I drink rum.The host of the programme, which obviously has no level of quality control, rightly told the seemingly unrepentant WIFE MURDERER to leave the show to a round of grateful (and slightly terrified) applause.Take heart singletons and serial relationship screw ups - no matter how utterly crap and depressing your love life is right now, at least you're not the fat, middle-aged Turkish guy who murdered his wife and lover, tried in vain to find love again on a TV show and was forced to leave in disgrace.